Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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