i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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