i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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