Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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