Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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