Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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