I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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