I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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