she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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