discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It's blow job season.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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