i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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