Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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