New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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