Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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