We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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