How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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