have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
