but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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