i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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