her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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