she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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