is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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