I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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