How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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