I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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