So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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