she kept yelling 'call me bella'
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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