Do vagina's smell?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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