He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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