i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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