I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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