he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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