I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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