Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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