whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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