you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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