I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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