is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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