On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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