Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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