If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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