sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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