you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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