i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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