hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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