Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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