What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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