someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i think im in europe. pls send help
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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