I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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