there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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