yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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