I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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