Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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