so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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