he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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