I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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