My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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