He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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