I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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