Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!

(708): View more from Illinois

Did someone propose they get off the stage?

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(503): View more from Oregon

do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?

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(210): View more from Texas

she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.

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(916): View more from California

The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.

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(716): View more from New York

You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..

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