He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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